Yes that right I Iz teh Morphues. Why? because who the hell else is going to be a real Morphues? YOU? Laurence Fishburne? I don't think so.

Some one had to do it. Naw it's not like it is in teh trilogy, because as we all know when it's man against machine. Machines gonna come out on top just about every single time. Well at least that's been my experience.

You think it's the year 2009 well it's more like 3129, actually 3126 to be more specific & rather or not you choose to accept it...
This REALLY is a computer generated dream world. It's a self powering ongoing experiment & role playing game.

If you actually watched the Trilogy you'll know then that Morpheus is one hard headed Dude.
Yes I am quite hard headed, even if I know the odds are stacked way way WAY high against me REALLY REALLY against me I press on any ways... & Even though some days Morpheus wants to crawl into a whole somewhere & die.
I continue my mission. What's my mission you ask? To alert the pitiful coppertops to reality of the Matrix & hopefully find some one who gives a sh-t.

*random deviant rolls eyes & goes* Oh gawds here we go... Matirx rant ensues...

Yes folks The MATRIX... is quite real & it wasn't just a movie. But it didn't happen exactly like it did in the movies either.
This [link] is a much more accurate depiction of what actually happened at in the "final" "showdown"... save for The two guys end XD

See the machines where never our enemies. The only reason they fought us so hard was because we were fighting them.
After we humans lost the great war & got tolleh & utterly raped be the machine armies the Architect was generous enough to have shown me how we humans set the whole thing into motion, how WE were the one's who triggered the machines to attack us.
How we were the one's to blame for the mess of things.
How WE were the one's who started the war
How WE were the one's who scorched the sky
How WE were the one's abusing the planet
How WE were the one's STILL fighting the war, even though a part of us knew we couldn't win.
How WE were the one's in the wrong & how the machines had simply fixed what WE had screwed up, & showed me our long long history which when I REALLY looked at it, I saw was nothing more than a testament to our failure as a species & how the fact that Zion was even allowed to exist at all was because we were lucky enough that machines found some other use for us besides carbon based batteries.
That ass hole knew where we were the whole damn time!

The Matrix... is Well HELL already told you Exactly what it was in the damn MOVIE [link] & if you don't believe me take it from these kids [link]
& if don't believe THEM then let mai buddeh Ben Voxely explain it to you. Here's a [link] to his videos...Perhaps he can explain it to you better than I can.

It's not like it is in the movie where you can just pop in & out
Well not any more at least
[>_<] Damn Architect installed a new fire wall...
[^_^] that's ok though were working on it eventually we'll find a way through.
[o_o] But that won't be for awhile & now what we have do is well... We have to become a coppertop ourselves & be plugged back in fully & completely if we are to interact with you here in the Bullshit world.
<BOO! Yer not Morpheus your just a sad little Matrix wannabe!
< Oh! Is that so? Then what hell are you then? What is it you wannabe. Oh no buddeh I iz indeed a Morpheus because it was I chose to be. Do you not see that you can be any one or anything you want so long as you understand the archetype & so long as it's parameters are something that parallel your own or do you only see that which is placed before you? What is reality to you except what your brain tells you & what you have been trained to believe it is. Your being lied to everyday by the Matrix & you even though you may already know this... what are you doing about it? Freedom is a choice & it's not a choice that's going to be readily available to you within the span of a few years...
I'll tell you what you are... Your a source of electric & kenetic energy... & it's up to you if your ever hope to be anything more.

What your living through right now is test,
A test to see how much you actually value freedom.
AHHH hahaha but how teh hell can value something you don't even understand? Ha Ha how HA how can you seek truth when your born into bondage & been spoon fed bullsh-t ever since you got here? Those in the real world predict you shall fail miserably.

We Matrix Archetypes have been trying to set you ungrateful humans free ever since the machines called us into existence & if there's one thing we have learned...
It is that the outstanding majority of humans don't really want freedom nor the responsibilities that come with it. They either full hardly reject it, they pursue just a bit but not enough, or they get it a little taste of it & simply can't handle it.
Humans for the most part are quite content to lead lives that are meaningful as a bar codes as essentially...
U R merchandise.
You are name, your a number that is attached to a set of records which define you in your entirety.
You shall work for corporations who will never give a flying sh-t about you.
You shall slave away your corporations to pay back the corporations the debt that you don't really owe them.
Some where inside you may feel something is wrong & maybe this isn't the way things are suppose to be & that there has got to be a better way....
HA HAA HAA But lets see you actually do something about it fool!